The Late Scratch Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Herbert will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Herbert, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.