The Late Scratch Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Herbert, the end zone is a rumor.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Herbert will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
Herbert, Herbert, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.