The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Herbert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Herbert's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.