The Snap Count Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Herbert: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Herbert leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
87%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Herbert drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.