The Checkdown Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Herbert sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Herbert drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.