The Sideline-Scold Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Herbert will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Herbert scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.