The Sideline-Scold Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Herbert sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Herbert drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.