The Kneel-Down Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Herbert: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Herbert gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
74%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Herbert drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.