The Sideline-Scold Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Herbert's stadium. Only over Herbert.
85%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Herbert scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.