The Sack Spiral Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Herbert: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- The play clock hits zero on Herbert four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
91%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Herbert, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.