The Sideline-Scold Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Herbert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Herbert's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.