The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Herbert gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Herbert's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.