The Intentional Grounding Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Herbert, the end zone is a rumor.
- The play clock hits zero on Herbert four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
82%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Herbert's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.