The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Herbert finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Herbert scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.