The Intentional Grounding Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Herbert gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
76%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Herbert's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.