The Sideline-Scold Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Herbert gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
80%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Herbert's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.