The Late Scratch Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Herbert gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
75%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Herbert's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.