The Phantom Flag Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Herbert: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Herbert finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Herbert's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.