The Late Scratch Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Herbert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Herbert's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.