The Intentional Grounding Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Herbert, the end zone is a rumor.
- Herbert will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
85%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Herbert's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.