The Late Scratch Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Herbert is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Herbert, Herbert, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.