The Mystery Tweak Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- The play clock hits zero on Herbert four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Herbert will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
91%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Herbert's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.