The Sack Spiral Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- The broadcast shows Herbert on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Herbert drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.