The Sideline-Scold Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Herbert audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
87%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Herbert, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.