The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Herbert's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Ref: "Number Herbert, that's a flag." Herbert: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Herbert finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Herbert drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.