The Late Scratch Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Herbert sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Herbert's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.