The Hamstring Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Herbert, the end zone is a rumor.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Herbert will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
83%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Herbert, Herbert, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.