The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Johnson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
86%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.