The Blocking Assignment Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Johnson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.