The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Johnson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
85%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.