The Snap Count Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Johnson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Johnson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.