The Late Scratch Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Johnson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.