The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Johnson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
72%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.