The Snap Count Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Johnson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.