The Blocking Assignment Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.