The Hamstring Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.