The Late Scratch Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Johnson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
91%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.