The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Johnson, Johnson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.