The Blocking Assignment Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Johnson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
88%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.