The Blocking Assignment Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Johnson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.