The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Johnson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
79%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.