The Blocking Assignment Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Ref: "Number Johnson, that's a flag." Johnson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Johnson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
72%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.