The Blocking Assignment Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Johnson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.