The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnson's stadium. Only over Johnson.
82%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Chris Olave
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Jordyn Tyson
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.