The Chip-and-Release Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnson's stadium. Only over Johnson.
91%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.