The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnson's stadium. Only over Johnson.
- Johnson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.