The Blocking Assignment Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Johnson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
85%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.