The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Ref: "Number Johnson, that's a flag." Johnson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Johnson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.