The Invisible Route Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Johnson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.