The Late Scratch Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.